Happy Monday, its time to feed your eyes with the
Billboard Music Awards
going down, as well as a number of
Cannes Film Festival
fêtes.

Let’s see what these folks wore, shall we?

Kelly Rowland was the picture of elegance and
grace in a silver
Rami
Ali dress. Hot!
Madonna was the exact opposite in a
Givenchy by
Riccardo
Tisci creation.
Miley Cyrus kept to her trendy aesthetic in
a
Balmain jumpsuit
replete with checkered panels in all the most unflattering places to put
them.

Surprise, surprise,
Jennifer Lopez slays in another
Zuhair Murad gown.
I’m embarrassed to be half her age and not looking nearly as good as
this. HOT!
Selena Gomez was white hot in an
Atelier Versace look.

A fresh-faced
Hayden Panittere werqs the red carpet
in a ruffled black
Halston
Heritage gown and green eyeshadow to boot. I wish her eyeliner was a
little more defined on the bottom, but she looks beautiful nonetheless.

Just when you thought
Ke$ha might have pulled off a
grown-up and tasteful
Givenchy
look…

…she turns to the side and almost shows you her whole arse. You stay
classy, miss Ke$ha.
Shaun Robinson kept it safe in a $1,295
bronze beaded fringe
cocktail dress by Theia.
Shophia Grace and
Rosie brought a
much needed dose of fairy princess realness to the affair.

A sexy LBD was on the menu for
Rocsi Diaz, whose
short, texturized ‘do is going to take a little getting used to on this
end. Do you prefer her with a cropped bob, or her trademark flowy locks?

Motherhood certainly becomes
Amber Rose, who chose a
loose-fitting black poncho frock for the evening. Points to her for
going the comfy route!

It was all good until this happened on the red carpet. Thanks,
Wiz
Khalifa, for this image now burned into my poor brain.
Andy Allo has a lot going on.

This event needed a poor man’s version of
Lady Gaga!
Thanks
Z-Lala for filling the void.

Good to see
Nicki Minaj sticking to a more
toned-down aesthetic, but I’m a little underwhelmed by this look.

Hate to say it, but it looks as if
Chloe Moretz is
wearing her big sister’s
Fendi
outfit. Somehow, she’s not selling me this look, it’s as if she’s
playing dress-up. Love the frock, but I’m not sure if I love it on her.
Hmm…

Good thing
Tracy Morgan‘s still-forming infant was
not around to see him make this face…
Chris Brown was his usual smug self on the red
carpet, though I’m kinda digging his
Versace sweater. Hot!

A generously botoxed
Jenny McCarthy is clearly
taking the ’90s revival and running with it.
Miguel‘s girlfriend has
got to be the
reason the man makes such beautiful music! The couple kept it cute in
matching all black ‘fits.
Meanwhile at Cannes…

I am
living for
Carey Mulligan‘s monochrome
Vionnet moment! The
actress remained unimpressed with
Justin Timberlake‘s
slickback as she took the red carpet for the
Inside Llewyn Davis
premiere.

I really wish someone
would try to shade
Aishwarya
Rai in this
Elie
Saab number. TRY IT. I DARE YOU.
Jessica Biel chose a lovely
Marchesa frock for the
evening. Predictably beautiful, but I would have liked to see her in an
edgier look.
Eva Longoria usually looks flawless on the red
carpet, but this Versace number is a little… frumpy on her? I can’t
believe I’m saying this?

What’s not to love about
Jennifer Lawrence in
Dior?
Zoe Saldana was divine in
Lanvin. I’m really loving
her hair these days!
The starving girls got a week’s worth of sustenance thanks to
Doutzen
Kroes‘s
Calvin
Klein look. Hot!

And for the obligatory
Kim Kardashian maternity look,
repelete with swollen feet and uncomfortable footwear. Poor Kimmy, she
looks great here, but I know those shoes are
killing her. It’ll
be over soon, girl, hang in there!
That does it!
Who had the hottest looks this week?